D’s

I have stumbled onto a conspiracy.  Vanity sizing.  I first noticed this conspiracy when retailers like Banana Republic changed their sizing four or five years ago. Size four became a two and a two became a zero.  I won’t start to rant about how annoying this is to me. The manipulation of our body image by these companies is silliness.  A few weeks ago I stumbled onto yet another vanity sizing conspiracy – cup sizes.

Is it possible I have grown from a B to a C to a D in the last five years?  This cannot be possible.  I weigh less now than when I was a B.  If I were to hold a D cup size breast implant in my hand I’m going to venture a guess it is much bigger than what I have going on.

I shared the story of my recent trip to Nordstrom for bra sizing with my mom and we both got a really good laugh over the thought of me having “D boobs” and then she asked in all seriousness, “Does your new D bra have the really wide back with six hooks?”

If this vanity sizing trend keeps up does this mean in another five years I will be a size G?  Does that even exist?

What is your eat, pray, love?

As I watched Julia Roberts talk about her performance as Elizabeth Gilbert on Oprah this week I became girlishly excited for August to roll around so I can round up some friends, escape the summer heat, and take in this feature film.

One question Oprah asked has stuck with me: What is your eat, pray, love?

My Eat? First of all, My Eat includes a beautiful bottle of red wine (usually picked by Jason).  And secondly it includes a fresh homemade Italian dish like pasta with a sauce that moves you to your soul or a French inspired dish of roast chicken with cream and herb stuffing.  My Eat is strongly tied to the experience.  From buying the groceries, to ambiance and setting for the meal, to the music, and most importantly the company – My Eat includes my favorite people.

My Pray? This is without a doubt connected to my experiences outside civilization, where I can be in nature, untouched, where wild animals roam.  Rafting down the Rouge, or through Hells Canyon on the Snake River, standing in front of the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone, or floating on a boat off the Oregon coast.  This is where I have felt the most connected to my soul and where I feel most spiritually fulfilled.  I find My Pray a hard thing to put into words. Being a part of the undeniable grandeur that makes up our world moves my soul.  I feel a sense of aching in the deepest part of me.  Perhaps it’s a longing for solitude.  The desire to have that experience more present in my daily life.  I want to crawl into the palm of Mother Nature and take a nap in her sunny solace.

My Love? My future husband, our family, our friends, our home and the life we are creating one memory at a time.  It’s as simple as that.

So I ask you.  What is your eat, pray, love?

treasures in my trunk

I went to retrieve something from the trunk of my car today and I happened to find a book I forgot I owned.  The book in itself was a great little treasure seemingly sent from heaven.  As I flipped through the pages I found stuffed inside on a piece of loose paper a commencement speech made by Pulitzer Prize winning author Anna Quindlen.

You may have read this before, but it’s so fantastic I feel I must share it with all of you.

I’m a novelist. My work is human nature. Real life is all I know. Don’t ever confuse the two, your life and your work. The second is only part of the first. Don’t ever forget
what a friend once wrote Senator Paul Tsongas when the senator decided
not to run for re-election because he had been diagnosed with cancer:
”No man ever said on his deathbed I wish I had spent more time at the
office.”

Don’t ever forget the words my father sent me on a postcard last year:
”If you win the rat race, you’re still a rat.”
Or what John Lennon wrote before he was gunned down in the driveway
of the Dakota: 
”Life is what happens while you are busy making other
plans.”

You will walk out of here this afternoon with only one thing that no
one else has. There will be hundreds of people out there with your same
degree; there will be thousands of people doing what you want to do for
a living. But you will be the only person alive who has sole custody of
your life. Your particular life. Your entire life. Not just your life
at a desk, or your life on a bus, or in a car, or at the computer. Not
just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart. Not just your
bank account, but also your soul.
People don’t talk about the soul very much anymore. It’s so much easier
to write a resume than to craft a spirit. But a resume is a cold
comfort on a winter night, or when you’re sad, or broke, or lonely, or
when you’ve gotten back the test results and they’re not so good.

Here is my resume:

I am a good mother to three children. 
I have tried never to let my profession stand in the way of being a
good parent. 
I no longer consider myself the center of the universe.
I show up.
I listen.
I try to laugh.
I am a good friend to my friends, and they to me. Without them, there
would be nothing to say to you today, because I would be a cardboard
cutout. But, I call them on the phone, and I meet them for lunch.
I would be rotten, or at best mediocre at my job, if those other things
were not true. You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your
work is all you are.

So here’s what I wanted to tell you today; Get a life: a real life, not a manic pursuit of the next promotion, the bigger paycheck, the larger house. Do you think you’d care so very much about those things if you blew an aneurysm one afternoon, or found a lump in your breast? Get a life in which you notice the smell of saltwater pushing itself on a breeze over Seaside Heights, a life in which you stop and watch how a red-tailed hawk circles over the water or the way a baby scowls with concentration when she tries to pick up a Cheerio with her thumb and first finger. Get a life in which you are not alone. Find people you love, and who love you. And remember, that love, is not leisure, it is work. Pick up the phone. Send E-mail. Write a letter. Get a life in which you are generous, and realize that life is the best thing ever, and that you have no business taking it for granted. Care so deeply about its goodness that you want to spread it around. Take money you would have spent on beers and give it to charity. Work in a soup kitchen. Be a big brother or sister.

All of you want to do well. It is so easy to waste our lives, our days, our hours, and our minutes. It is so easy to take for granted the color of our kids’ eyes, the way the melody in a symphony rises and falls and disappears and rises again. It is so easy to exist instead of to live. 

I learned to live many years ago. Something really, really bad happened to me, something that changed my life in ways that, if I had my druthers, it would never have been changed at all. And what I learned from it is what, today, seems to be the hardest lesson of all. 

I learned to love the journey, not the destination. 
I learned that it is not a dress rehearsal, and that today is the only guarantee you get. 
I learned to look at all the good in the world and try to give some of it back because I believed in it, completely and utterly. And I tried to do that, in part, by telling others what I had learned. By telling them this: Consider the lilies of the field. Look at the fuzz on a baby’s ear. Read in the backyard with the sun on your face. Learn to be happy. And think of life as a terminal illness, because if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.

-Anna Quindlen